The levels of dirtiness my mind reaches surprises me sometimes. This morning I was waiting for my tasty breakfast at the Jack In the Box drive-thru and looked at the signs festooning the window. One caught my attention, and I startled myself.

A picture of Jack, standing with his hands on his hips, with the quote "Come work here and you'll see why I'm smiling all the time."

I think my mind is so far from the gutter I need a periscope to see it. The gutter, not my mind.

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