Over the weekend, I was on the other side of Houston and made a trip to Wally World. I fear I may have ingested tap water up there, and am distressed at the possible consequences.

Apparently there's something in the water in that area, because about 50 percent of the women I saw were fairly pregnant. Quite visibly so.

Ack! Belly goblins! Run away! Not anytime soon, bub.