Run away!
Saturday, May. 31, 2003

Have you ever been to a wedding where the bouquet hit the floor when the bride tossed it? Usually there is a woman or two who make a dive for it, elbowing people out of the way and almost causing a fight to break out. At the wedding I attended today, the assembled single women all but ran away from the bouquet. We all watched it sail toward us, and then we watched it hit the dance floor.

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