I reallyreallyreally want to learn how to play the piano. I realize that a large part of my Elton John and Tori Amos fetishes has to do with the piano. Too bad I can't sing. Well, yes, I can sing, and I like to, but no one wants to hear me. I mainly sing when I'm alone or in the car when I really don't give a rat's ass who hears me.